I have a modest proposal for solving the problem of illegal immigration from Mexico without building a fence along the border or granting amnesty to those here illegally.
Conquer Mexico. You know. Kind of like conquistadors, only north to south this time.
Get together a big army, pour over the border, crush all resistance, occupy the country from the Rio Grande to the Rio Usumacinta, and annex it to the United States. Make English the official language and teach it to everyone. Award NFL franchises to Mexico City, Guadalajara and Monterey. Make everyone an American citizen. Add 31 new stars to the flag (one for each Mexican state), 62 new members to the U.S. Senate, and get on with life.
Illegal immigration? Mission accomplished. Problem solved.
This is his way of solving the huge problem of illegal immigration..... I just found this really fun and thought that i would post it on my blog because i just want to let people know how some of us think out there. Obviously this plan is flawed and will never work but its always funny to hear others' perspectives.
Danish, Paul. "How to Stop Illegal Immigration." boulderweekly.com. N.p., 2010.
Web. 13 Oct. 2010. <http://www.boulderweekly.com/
article-2973-how-to-stop-illegal-immigration.html>.
Web. 13 Oct. 2010. <http://www.boulderweekly.com/
article-2973-how-to-stop-illegal-immigration.html>.
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